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Gunnery Sergeant Hartman/Full metal jacket

"What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?"

"Today... is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few Marines! God has a hard-on for Marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand?"

"I bet you're the kind of guy that would **** a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you."


Mark Renton/Trainspotting

"Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a ******* big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of ******* fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the **** you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing ******* junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?"

Obi-Wan-Elan/Star wars

Elan: "You wanna buy some death sticks?"
Obi-Wan: "You don't want to sell me death sticks."
Elan: "Na, I don't wanna sell you death sticks."
Obi-Wan: "You want to go home and rethink your life."
Elan: "I wanna go home and rethink my life."

The Godfather
Don Corleone: So, I am to receive thirty percent for finance, for legal protection and political influence. Is that what you're telling me?
Sollozzo: That's right.
Don Corleone: Why come to me? What have I done to deserve such generosity?

Tata, jesi video kako koci? Skoro u mestu.
Odlicno, sine, odlicno. Samo drugi put malo lakse.

Vrati Perici uvo

Sat vremena se drogirao sa ovolikom iglom,tezak narkoman.

Ljubinka sine,tata ide u rat.

Nije ono vuruna, ono je najsavremeniji krematorijum!

Mamicu ti jarecu!

a sada specijalitet kuce svetlece prase

Hannibal Lecter/The Silence of the Lambs

A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

Tuco/ Il buono, il brutto, il cattivo

I like big fat men like you. When they fall they make more noise.And sometimes they don't get up.

Don't die, I'll get you water. Stay there. Don't move, I'll get you water. Don't die until later. :raz_067:

I'm looking for the owner of that horse. He's tall, blonde, he smokes a cigar, and he's a pig!:raz_067::raz_067:

When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk.

Harry Callahan/Dirty Harry

You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?

Tony Montana/Scarface

Say 'hello' to my little friend!

Live Free or Die Hard (2007)

Matt Farrell: You just killed a helicopter with a car!
John McClane: I was out of bullets.



The Warlock: [to Matt] Why did you bring a cop to my command center?
John McClane: [laughs] Command center? It's a basement. :raz_067: :raz_067: :raz_067:

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Tony Montana/Scarface

Say 'hello' to my little friend!

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We gonna eat that Sosa for breakfast

Lesson number two: Don't get high on your own supply

Jack Torrance/The Shining

Heeeere’s Johnny!

Norman Bates/Psycho

A boy's best friend is his mother. :raz_056:

Don Vito Corleone

I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.

Scarlett O'Hara/Gone with the Wind

After all, tomorrow is another day!

Jim Lovell/Apollo 13

Houston, we have a problem!

Sherlock Holmes/The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes

Elementary, my dear Watson.

James Bond

A martini. Shaken, not stirred.

Titanic (1997)
-Lewis
"I'm the king of the world!"

Forest Gump (1994)
Forest:"I'm not a smart man... but I know what love is. "
Forest:"My momma always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."

The Matrix (1999)
Trinity: "I know why you're here, Neo. I know what you've been doing... why you hardly sleep, why you live alone, and why night after night, you sit by your computer. You're looking for him. I know because I was once looking for the same thing. And when he found me, he told me I wasn't really looking for him. I was looking for an answer. It's the question that drives us, Neo. It's the question that brought you here. You know the question, just as I did."

300(2006)
King Leonidas: "This is Sparta!"

In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance.
In Switzerland, they had brotherly love; they had five hundred years of democracy and peace and what did that produce?
The cuckoo clock.

Orson Welles, in The Third Man 1949