ae da izdvojimo crni humor sa slikama i vicevima u ovu temu, da nam ne kazu kako smo nenormalni
crni humor :mrgreen:
ae da izdvojimo crni humor sa slikama i vicevima u ovu temu, da nam ne kazu kako smo nenormalni
Re: crni humor :mrgreen:
Prvobitno napisano od PRCKO
Re: crni humor :mrgreen:
moram da prokomentarisem ovo... zato sto je, verujem u to, sva filozofija ovog sveta, sve mudrosti, sva pitanja i svi odgovori...sve je stalo u ove dve recenice... imamo tako malo vremena, a tako puno gluposti i nebitnih stvari kojima se ljudi opterecuju svakodnevno... jer, na kraju - sta smo sad mi, to su bili oni... a sta su oni sad, to cemo biti mi... i to je jedino sto je sigurno...
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When you have to shoot,shoot,don't talk...
Re: crni humor :mrgreen:
When you have to shoot,shoot,don't talk...
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Cega su najvise voleli da se igraju Sasa i Dejan Matic kad su bili mali?
-Corave bake
When you have to shoot,shoot,don't talk...
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Razgovor u tramvaju: Umrla mi je baka ..od čega? ..od gripa ..srećom ništa ozbiljno
Oh you may not think I'm pretty,
But don't judge on what you see,
I'll eat myself if you can find
A better meal than me
Re: crni humor :mrgreen:
Kako prepoznatio bogatog etiopljanina?
Nosi rolex oko struka!
Oh you may not think I'm pretty,
But don't judge on what you see,
I'll eat myself if you can find
A better meal than me
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Prelaze dve starice preko pruge i naiđe voz. Prvu pregazi a druga srećom ostane zalepljena za prozorsko staklo!
Oh you may not think I'm pretty,
But don't judge on what you see,
I'll eat myself if you can find
A better meal than me
Re: crni humor :mrgreen:
Na plaziPlace brat a sestra umire od smehaDolazi otac -Sta se desava? Sestra- Haha mama se udavila! Brat- Buuu a ja nisam video...
Oh you may not think I'm pretty,
But don't judge on what you see,
I'll eat myself if you can find
A better meal than me
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Kuca nije, maca nije, ptica nije, mama koju ono zivotinju imam? Rak sine, rak
Oh you may not think I'm pretty,
But don't judge on what you see,
I'll eat myself if you can find
A better meal than me
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Dolazi baba na groblje, i pita grobara: -Izviiini, sinko, gde je ovde parcela ? -Ma lezi, baba, de oces !!!
Oh you may not think I'm pretty,
But don't judge on what you see,
I'll eat myself if you can find
A better meal than me
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Mama, mama, ja ne volim brata! Cuti sine i jedi!
Oh you may not think I'm pretty,
But don't judge on what you see,
I'll eat myself if you can find
A better meal than me
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:raz_114:
-Mama,mama daj mi kolaca. -Prvo operi ruke,sine! -Ali, mama,pa znas da nemam ruku. -E, nema ruku, nema kolacica!
Oh you may not think I'm pretty,
But don't judge on what you see,
I'll eat myself if you can find
A better meal than me
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Doziva majka sina: LEoo. Leoooo...
Pita je komsinica: Zasto sina zoves Leo kad mu je ime Marko?
Ma ima leukemiju pa mu malo tepam...
Oh you may not think I'm pretty,
But don't judge on what you see,
I'll eat myself if you can find
A better meal than me
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Dolazi djete kuci i kaze majci:
"mama,mama deda se objesio na tavanu"
zena se skamenila sva,a mali vice:
"aprililili nije na tavanu nego u podrumu"
Oh you may not think I'm pretty,
But don't judge on what you see,
I'll eat myself if you can find
A better meal than me
Re: crni humor :mrgreen:
:raz_114:
Zena kaze muzu da ode do komsija i trazi kafu. Ovaj ode i kad je usao u kucu vidi zenu kako se drzi za sisu i steze je, a njen muz *ebe njenu majku i drzi kisobran iznad sebe. Covek prenerazen pobeze i kad se vratio kuci kaze zeni:
Zeno kud me posla kod onih ludaka, zena se drzi za sisu i steze je, a njen muz drzi kisobran i *ebe joj majku.
Zena mu rece: Ma nisi shvatio, oni su gluvonemi, zena mu kaze - idi kupi mleko, a on joj odgovara - pa ****m ti mater vidis da pada kisa.
Oh you may not think I'm pretty,
But don't judge on what you see,
I'll eat myself if you can find
A better meal than me
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:raz_114:
Učio tata sina debila da računa:
T: "Sine koliko je 1 + 1?"
S: "6!"
T: "Nije sine, vidi... imaš jedno lizalo i ja ti kupim još jedno, koliko ćeš imati?"
S: "4!"
...T: "Ma nije sine (iznervirano) vidi,... imaš jednu jabuku i dobiješ drugu koliko ćeš imati?"
S: "Kilo..."
T: "E *ebiga sine! Kucnem jednom, kucnem dva puta..."
S: "Tata, tata, neko kuca."
T: "Ma nije sine, ja sam..."
S: "Uđi tata..."
Oh you may not think I'm pretty,
But don't judge on what you see,
I'll eat myself if you can find
A better meal than me
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Mama, mogu li nositi minić?
-NE!!
- Mama, mogu li obući štikle?
-NE!!
-Mama, mogu li se šminkati?
-NE!!
-Ali mama, ja imam 18 godina!
-Znam Vladimire , znam..
Oh you may not think I'm pretty,
But don't judge on what you see,
I'll eat myself if you can find
A better meal than me
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